I miss

I miss the feel of fingernails on the back of my neck; one of my favorite sensations.



Dont watch a highlight reel of jim and pam’s relationship when you are depressed.

Upgraded ex

There is a girl in the store right now that looks like a much hotter version of my ex. Kinda weird. Like a comic book alt-universe version. But younger. And hotter.

…as much as I dislike my ex, I can’t stop looking at this girl; the similarities are striking.